hardm0de

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Hello, I am hardm0de (chat room name Bett Bonesaw) and I work as a Chaturbate model. I am from The Frosty North. I speek English, Salty English, indistinct eldritch keening. I was born on April 28, 1910 so I'm 114 years old :) . I would describe my body as beaing the Muscle Waifu; hirsute type. I would like to say that I am really interested in Men, Women, Trans, Couples, but also open to new experiences. If I should describe my live show with a few words I would use: pvt humiliation cam2cam feet femdom nerd cfnm fit c2c abs hairy flex petite cei joi sph domme natural armpits hairyarmpits gamer muscle

- am beef *flex*- am also quite furry *ruffles armpit hair cheerfully*- am better at vintage video games than you <3DD===D~~ ~<3~~ ~I'm 5'3, 119 lbs of muscle and spite!shoulders: 40"tiddy: 35" (36C)waist: 25"hips: 38"DD===D~~ ~<3~~ ~private sessions are warmly (and moistly!) welcomed! ;) I'm down for hair, muscle, C2C domme/humiliation (JOI, CEI, CFNM, SPH, etc.) and real girl-slime [go on, ask me what that means ;)] themed private shows. I'm also happy to make custom videos.~cumshots are one of my biggest turn-ons - yes, I would *love* to watch you cum! I offer a 5 minute cam viewing session in my tip menu, and also tiered private rates dependent upon my participation level.~yes, you can buy my panties, and also my shirts, infused with my armpit sweat and a faint trace of my perfume on the collar! I offer discreet free shipping on all domestic orders, and a discounted bundle for both panties + shirt.DD===D~~ ~<3~~ ~my hobbies are silly and diverse! other than obviously playing video games, I love drinking snobby tea and coffee, swimming, doing handstands, gardening, sunbathing, making soap (I render the tallow myself!), picking out video game songs by ear on my violin, drawing monsters, fixing broken electronics, huhu'ing at shitty obscure memes, boomin some glitchy beats, and collecting indie perfumes - yes, I ALWAYS smell amazing. ;)DD===D~~ ~<3~~ ~ayyyy I'm on twitter, prepare yourself for a deluge of shitty memes!https://twitter.com/hardm0de